when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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