Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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