mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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