Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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