Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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