to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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