I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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