even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Randomize
