He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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