Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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