Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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