She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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