yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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