So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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