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God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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