yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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