dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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