Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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