I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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