I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
