And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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