I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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