Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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