Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Dicks are not precious.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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