Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There r osticjed everywhere
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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