She's JV to your varsity
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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