you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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