Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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