Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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