Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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