She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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