You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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