I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She even gives head with a lisp.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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