im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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