So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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