Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my phone needs a breathalizer
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
