brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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