Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Vodka?
Forever.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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