is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
