nut hugger
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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