Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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