What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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