Dual....:-)
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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