I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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