I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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