She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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