I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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