dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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