I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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