Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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