Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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