I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
