i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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