I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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