i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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